Things Overheard —

 
“Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.”
— A line from some song
“It looks wrong, feels wrong, but once you put it in your mouth, it tastes so right!”
— Somebody talking about a sandwich
“I came for the taco, and stayed for the risotto.”
“If I had a wife, she’d wash me.”
“What heteros call swinging, the gays call a Friday night!”
“I’m too lazy to be a sugar daddy!”