Things Overheard —

Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
— A line from some song
It looks wrong, feels wrong, but once you put it in your mouth, it tastes so right!
— Somebody talking about a sandwich
I came for the taco, and stayed for the risotto.
If I had a wife, she’d wash me.
What heteros call swinging, the gays call a Friday night!
I’m too lazy to be a sugar daddy!